#pikachu with mustache

[front-facing-pokemon]

[mustache-man-ranger-squad]

[A photo:

It shows a pair of Plusle and Minun, the latter with a big scar across its entire body, playing with a couple of other Pokémon. The group consists of a small Pichu, an Emolga, a Dedenne with a tiny scarf and a Togedemaru as well as a Pikachu that can't be described other than an absolute fucking unit. They appear to be in a park that is covered in a thin layer of snow.]

It's easy to forget how peaceful the world can be sometimes. If you have a rough day, or even if not, take a walk. Visit the local forest or take a stroll on the river bank.

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Mini-Nose

Debut: Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

Well, what do you magnetic know? This is a magnetic nose. No, I'm not posting about a Pokemon! I'm posting about a part of a Pokemon. A part that I think is quite underappreciated, and I would know, because I myself did not appreciate it enough for the longest time!

Mini-Noses manifest when Nosepass evolves into Probopass, the funny magnetic mustache Moai. Since Probopass is based on a compass, the big nose represents the north point, and the Mini-Noses are east, south, and west!

Since the dawn of time, there have been Pokemon consisting of multiple bodies/entities, but these are almost always groups of a bunch of the same thing together. Not here, though! Mini-Noses are not any existing creature, and are instead teeny simplifications of Nosepass/Probopass. It's like if Dugtrio was surrounded by a bunch of Diglett fetuses!

Sadly, a Pokemon's lore can be as cool as possible, but it doesn't always translate well into the games. Probopass DOES have a cool attacking animation where it spins the Mini-Noses around rapidly! But it overall, the Mini-Noses come across more as some weird floaty hands, when they are in fact individual entities that Probopass commands!

It wasn't until I recently rewatched some of Pokemon Generations that I realized... wait. Mini-Nose is awesome! Probopass throws itself around like a Thwomp, as the Mini-Noses hover around like little sentries, shooting lasers at Pikachu! It's so cool! Most entries say that Probopass controls them through magnetism, but it is sometimes implied that they may be able to act on their own volition as well, and that "the main body mostly just gives orders". I guess if anything, they're like an octopus's arms! And then there's the fact that, in the anime, they actually have their own distinct voices. "Nose!" "Nose."

Mini-Nose is such a fascinating and funny little thing! Not quite a Pokemon, but a Pokemon's extremities that are autonomous enough to be their own entities. Like the puppet of a passionate-enough ventriloquist. How do you think Probopass views them? Tools? Hands? Children? Quirky Nephew Trio? Probably not something we would understand, since we are not magnetic monstrosities. But we can still appreciate from afar!

Whatever Mini-Nose is, it is NOT a Pokemon, and we can be sure because the plural is "Mini-Noses", not "Mini-Nose"! Most creatures in this franchise don't get this exclusive treatment!

[scary-pixie]

What EXCITING and/or PRICELESS OBJECT would you steal from my room??

Tagged by @draganwhorror and @thewebspinner! Redoing this thing because I didn't like the formatting the first time (and couldn't edit the "poll" section).

Tagging: @prometheus-ghost @fadingdreamerdream @dalishruby @itsalongwaytotipperary @w0lfinsheepscl0thing @depressedcorvid @shyloudpanda

[perfectlyoongi]

OLDER-BROTHER!HOSEOK who still insists on seeing the first snowfall with you. winter was a fascinating time of the year and it always enchanted Hoseok. maybe because of the melancholy of its rains or the loneliness of its fogs, the reality is that Hoseok lived winter like someone falling in love for the first time — no matter how much time passed, what season it was, winter would always be Hoseok’s favorite. and, with him being an avid fan of the season, when the snow fell and magic began to grace the streets, Hoseok was quick to call you — Hoseok simply wanted to share the beauty of living with the most important person in his life: you. the joy he felt was enormous, completely pure, completely enchanting and when he spoke you swore you could see his smile in his words. “where are you? you have to see this! it started to snow. and it looks like it’s here to stay. are you at home? i’ll come by quickly so we can see the snow together.”

OLDER-BROTHER!HOSEOK who teaches you choreography to impress your friends. when you saw your brother dancing for the first time, you were 6 years old. as you left your room to go to the kitchen to steal a cookie, you passed the door of your brother’s room and the music playing intrigued you. you carefully opened the door and peeked inside. Hoseok was completely lost in the dance, he hadn’t even noticed you. but you didn’t need to be noticed. you needed to be as happy as he was when he danced. since then, whenever you asked, Hoseok taught you one thing or another, thinking he was teaching you so you could brag to your friends. but the reality was that you could feel the happiness of Hoseok dancing and the joy of doing it with you. “i know i’m late, sorry! the traffic was chaotic. but oh well. i’m here now. shall we begin? what song do you want to dance to?”

OLDER-BROTHER!HOSEOK who always thinks of costumes for two people for halloween. iconic and memorable duos were always saved in a small folder on his phone. whenever Hoseok came across a pair of something or someone he was quick to save the idea to present to you when he was with you. and it all started when you were still little, so little that the yellow in you resembled pikachu; but you didn’t want a pokemon, you wanted to be cool! cool like your brother and cool like a sponge! like spongebob! why didn’t they immediately see who you were? why did your brother have to paint himself pink for everyone to understand your disguise? but no matter how much you fought when you were little, you were now grateful, because only from that year on did you become cool enough for Hoseok to dress up with you. “for the last time, we’re not going like shrek and donkey! i still think bert and ernie’s idea is better. although i’ve been thinking about a mustache for a while now... what do you say about mario and luigi? last idea!”

OLDER-BROTHER!HOSEOK who does silly tiktok challenges with you. even though Hoseok was the embodiment of joy, he thought there was always something more he could do to give you the best life you could live. so when he felt the storm of life approaching, he was quick to act; with a collection saved under your name, you and Hoseok looked for challenges in the different videos that could brighten your day. they were brief minutes, you always gave up almost immediately, but for that time, for ten, twenty, thirty minutes nothing mattered. just you, Hoseok and a room of laughs. “i could tell by your tone that the day hadn’t gone very well for you. do you want me to come by? i can pass by the pizzeria on the way. i discovered some more challenges that you might like. what do you say? wanna forget the world for one night?”

OLDER-BROTHER!HOSEOK who is always talking about you to his friends. Hoseok was the older brother, but he was the one who admired you. for a lifetime you looked to Hoseok as an inspiration, always wanting to reach the same path as him, always seeking his approval. Hoseok was someone you wanted to be. but perhaps because life is troubled and the paths are uncertain, the truth is that you were no longer trying to reach Hoseok. you decided that your path was behind him, on his back, pushing him when he got tired. and it was for you he tried so hard. it was to not disappoint you, to show you that the world is beautiful, to let you know that it is worth existing. Hoseok knew you were always after him — it was his strength. and he couldn’t hide the admiration he felt for you. so young and with worlds conquered and universes planned — you were truly a force of nature. everyone would have to know, and Hoseok didn’t mind being your messenger. “i won’t stop talking about you because you haven’t stopped living yet. don’t you understand that your existence has to be celebrated? you keep saying that i am the light in this world, but don’t you see that my shine is the reflection of your love? without you, i would be nothing.”

OLDER-BROTHER!HOSEOK who has in a notebook all the jokes and promises you made. when you got chickenpox and had to spend eternities in bed without being able to play, Hoseok made a point of writing down in an old notebook everything you two were going to do as soon as you got better. 1. he would take you to the ice cream stand in the park; 2. you were going to play tag with your friends; 3. invent a new song for jumping rope; 4. … well, the list was extensive and only grew over time. there was no moment Hoseok wanted to miss, not when it was spent with you. Hoseok wanted to remember everything you guys did and everything that brought him joy. between full pages and worn lines, small photographs and receipts filled several notebooks that were kept with all the love Hoseok felt for you. “remember the christmas you turned 11? that game we make up in the snow. i was thinking about doing a choreography based on this, what do you think? it’s a good idea, i know. i’m glad i kept everything in detail.”

OLDER-BROTHER!HOSEOK who sits with you at the children’s table at family gatherings because he can’t behave around you. you brought out the best in Hoseok. his happier, more childish side only came out when he was with you. by your side, Hoseok returned to that childhood spent with you where there was nothing but smiles and laughter. you filled Hoseok’s heart with dozens of warm memories of jokes and arguments that were so pathetic it only made you laugh. pure happiness, total euphoria. you and Hoseok just wanted to relive those simpler days, where you were always together and there was nothing separating you. “next time we have to show mom that we are already grown up. so don’y you dare steal my food again. i’ll bite you for real this time!”

[ashfluffys]

I know it was likely a one off thing but now you’ve got me obsessing over a Pokémon and AHIT crossover

I’m not sure which direction you’re going (everyone is a trainer or everyone else is a Pokémon) but I’ve got ideas

For the trainer side of it:

The directors would each have a Yanmega (inspired by Detective Pikachu) I know they’d also have more Pokémon for their movie types, so Conductor has a Mudsdale and a few hundred Brambleghast [He definitely specializes in ground types] and Grooves has a bunch of psychic types, unsure which yet.

Vanessa would have a Froslass (obvious)

Snatcher I feel like would have plenty of ghosts but also some Pokémon from his time as a prince. I feel like Ceruledge and Lucario type Pokémon fit well alongside his Trevenant and others.

Also here’s my old list of teams for the characters :]

The Conductor: Jolteon, Trapinch, Toucanon, Houndoom, Cacturne, Victini, Maractus, Deino, and Mudsdale

Snatcher: Dusknoir, Mismagius, Darkrai, Haunter, Kricketune, Necrozma and Rotom

Mustache Girl: Hariyama, Infernape, Scrafty, Riolu, Weezing (Galarian), Gallade, and Miltank

Queen Vannessa: Giratina, Froslass, Mimikyu, Klefki, Weavile, and Alolan Ninetales

DJ Grooves: Exploud, Noivern, Primarina, Heliolisk, Empoleon, and Meloetta

MoonJumper: Giratina, Deoxys, Porygon-Z, Dragalge, All Ultra Beasts, and Alolan Raichu

Bow Kid: Florges, Ribombee, Breloom, Mienshao, Falinks, Clefairy, Shaymin, Latios, and Latias

Hat Kid: Lunala, Solgaleo, Drampa, Hydreigon, Hatterene, Medicham, and Scrafty

Walrus Captain: Aggron, Dewgong, Popplio, Spheal, Walrein, Escavalier, Excadrill, Stoutland, and Bisharp

The Empress: Liepard, Persian (Kantonian), Salazzle, Nidoking, Houndoom, Mightyena, Litten (with everstone So it doesn’t evolve), and Zeraora

So I actually imagine if this were a thing it would take the noble fights from legends while the human fights, being the mafia goons, their boss, and mu, would be more along the lines of a normal Pokémon fight since they’re not animals

I will say I like the trevenant and froslass idea, I’d say vanessa froslass is not a fight and just keeping out of her frosty gaze like the canon game, but snatcher trevenant is DEFINITELY the noble of subcon that’s perfect

[razzafrazzle]

sorry if this is a stupid question, but what kind of stuff can we commission you for with the 30 minute one? like is is more vague concepts or a case of picking, idk a favourite character or something?

it can literally be Whatever! most people have been doing specific characters or ocs so far, but it could literally be something like Pikachu With A Mustache or A Denny's With A Human Face. the world is your oyster, all you need is $20 and A Dream

[blackboxtheater]

i voted! i was going to vote them anyway but i wanna prompt!

prompt is…

pokémon (my other hyperfixation lol)

Ahhhhhh!! Yes!! We are keeping our lead!

To make sure we keep the lead, go vote for Mumpearl in the Mumbo Jumbo ship bracket!!

But onto the really exciting stuff!

Okay so I have to preface this by saying I know nothing about pokémon.

And not in a funny "yeah, I've forgotten most of it cause I haven't played since I was a kid hahaha" way. In a "didn't know you had to fight them against each other to gain experience" way.

I know nothing about Pokémon.

I know 'Gotta Catch 'Em All!', Team Rocket has a cat man creature in it, you throw the ball at the little monster to capture it, Pikachu does something with lightning, and Snorlax…..exists? Charizard…..is a thing……I think? 

So I need to preface this by saying that I am so so SO sorry from the bottom of my heart that you found the last person on earth who doesn’t know about Pokémon to give this prompt too. I am so sorry I am going to butcher the mechanics of your favorite game. You can and should roast me for it.

With all that in mind, it's probably best to think about this as a story loosely based on the concepts of Pokémon as opposed to actually how Pokémon works. But I tried. And I Googled a lot.

*-* *-* *-*

When people ask Trainer Moon and Nurse Jumbo at international research conferences about how they started the Boatem Forest Pokémon Wildlife Hospital and Research Facility, they each tell a slightly different story.

Nurse Jumbo gushes about how Trainer Moon's skill in battle is a critical foundation for his study of rare evolutions and pokémon abilities. Trainer Moon talks bout Nurse Jumbo's selfless work treating pokémon in rural communities and how the research facility is founded on the basic premise that new discoveries can only happen if the resources to study wild pokémon are actually located near wild pokémon.

Even the stories of exactly how they fell in love vary slightly, but most researchers only make the mistake of asking that question once. Because once Trainer Moon or Nurse Jumbo get started on that tangent, you had to consider the rest of your night lost to being held captive by their endless stories showering praise onto their partner. The details may vary slightly, but their adoration and devotion to one another is irrefutable.

The actual story was a little messier and a lot less inspirational.

Because the truth was that Pearl had no memory of first meeting Mumbo.

She remembered the burn in her legs as she ran up the rocky mountain road towards the faint lights in the distance.

She remembered the blood of her oldest and most loyal Midnight Lycanroc Tilly seeping into her hoodie.

She remembered praying to any god who would listen that the lights were a town and offering anything the god wanted in return for there to be a Pokemon Center in this town that could save Tilly.

She remembered crying even harder than she had been before when she finally saw the universal sign of a Pokemon center calling out to her through the darkness along the deserted town road.

She remembered sobs of blind panic and utter relief and bottomless grief at the thought of losing Tilly all crashing over her as she burst through the doors.

The next thing she remembered was waking up alone in a stiff plastic waiting room chair.

The only sounds were the quiet clicks of a keyboard and the snores of a Sylveon curled at the ground between her feet. Which explained how she slept at all considering the ache in her back.

"Oh! You're awake," a voice said to her left.

She turned to see a dark hair man towering behind the counter, far too tall to comfortable sit at the small computer terminal in front of him. The only thing she could focus on as he kept talking was the twitching of his incredibly pronounced mustache.

"Did you sleep well? That was a stupid question. Sorry. The chairs are terrible. I know that. Everyone says that. We, well really it's just me so I guess I, I keep meaning to get new ones. Did Potato help at least? Sorry, I mean is there anything I can do for you?"

"Potato?" Pearl blinked, but the rustle at her feet answered her question before the man behind the counter could.

"Are you Potato?" Pearl looked down into the big blue eyes of the Sylveon staring eagerly back at her. The happy chirps she got in response were quickly accompanied by its ribbon twisting around her arm and tugging her hand down towards its head in a shameless demand for head scritches.

"I wish I could say that means you're special, but Potato loves everyone," the man said, stepping out from behind the counter and walking across the lobby waiting room towards Pearl. "Don't you buddy? That's why you're a good boy. Who's a good boy?"

Pearl wasn't sure if the happy chirps from Potato are from the scratches she was giving him behind the ears or from being called a good boy. But it was enough to make her smile for just a moment before the worry about Tilly sunk back into her gut.

"Are the nurses around this morning? I'd like to get a status update on my Pokemon," Pearl asked, looking up at the man.

"Oh she's stable. Still asleep in the back. It was a long night but Tilly pulled through. She was in rough shape. You both were. That's why I had Potato come out to help you get some rest too. And looks like it worked, huh buddy?"

The man, who apparently knew Tilly's name, looked down to the Sylveon as it released Pearl's hand and trotted over to curl around his legs.

"I'm sorry," Pearl said, shaking her head in confusion. "Who are you again?"

"I'm Mumbo, I was here last night when you brought in Tilly? I mean I'm always here cause I'm the only one here so…" he trailed off with a nervous laugh.

"You're the nurse?"

Pearl blamed her stupid question on the exhaustion, but the laugh she got in response had a lightness to it that made it sound like she wasn't the first person who had asked the same thing. Living on the move like Pearl did and living this far into the wildness meant she had seen a lot of different nurses in a lot of different Pokémon Centers. She couldn't say she ever remembered meeting a young man. She'd met male nurses before, but most were old enough to be her grandfather. This one barely looked older than her. And that might just be because of the mustache.

"Yeah, I know I'm not exactly what people expect. But I'm the only nurse around for at least a couple of towns, so you're stuck with me."

The nervous laugh was back, and Pearl wasn't sure if she felt worse about making the stupid assumption that he couldn't be the one taking care of her pokémon or the fact that this came up enough that he had a response ready to go.

"Do you want to see Tilly?" Mumbo asked, motioning back towards the rooms behind the counter.

Pearl could only nod, tears threatening to prickle into her eyes even though she knew that Tilly had to be okay.

Mumbo opened the door into a recovery room in the back to reveal a worse for wear, but very alive, Tilly. Pearl chose to focus on the slow rise and fall of her chest as she slept curled in on herself rather than the countless wires and IV's hooked up to her. But Pearl didn't notice the Umbreon nestled inside the crook of Tilly's legs until she was already climbing down onto the floor to try to wrap herself around her favorite pokémon.

"Mooner, come here," Mumbo called, making the Umbreon perk up from where it had snuggled into Tilly. "It's time for the nice lady here to hang out with your new friend."

"Sorry," Mumbo continued, directing his attention back towards Pearl. "Mooner like to pretend she's like her bother Potato and can help her friends feel better. Tilly seemed to calm down and sleep better with another pokémon around thought which, I mean, I guess I get now."

He gestured to how Pearl had curled herself completely around Tilly.

"She normally sleeps next to me," Pearl offered as explanation for Tilly's behavior. Or maybe her own.

And since Mumbo didn't kick her out, that was how Pearl stayed for the rest of the day, curled up next to Tilly, chatting with Mumbo as he monitored Tilly's vitals and diligently administered additional healing every 2 hours like clockwork.

It was probably a good thing that he seemed to ramble a lot, because Pearl wasn't in much of mood to talk. But she was in the mood to listen to Tilly's breathing and Mumbo's soothing voice as he explained how a guy like him ended up running a Pokémon Center in the tiny town along the side of Magic Mountain. 

Or more correctly, ended up back in Magic Mountain.

He explained, between replacing Tilly's IV bags and mixing more healing elixirs, that he had grown up here, just up the mountainside. He'd been fascinated by pokémon growing up just like so many other kids, but he'd never been good at battling with them. His friends Grian and Scar were always better at the actually fighting, he was more interested in learning about their abilities, behaviors, evolutions, statistics, or really anything he could learn.

"That’s why I have so many of these guys hanging around," he joked, picking up a snoring Mooner from the counter so he could grab the stack of papers under it.

"They can turn out so many different ways, and you mostly just need to love them for them to evolve. Which is perfect for someone as terrible in fights as me."

That was probably also why he got so experienced in taking care of injured pokémon, he said. Not a lot of nurses in rural places like this, and between his friend's eagerness to fight and his perchance to lose against anything he fought, he got pretty good at taking care of their little flock of pokémon growing up. 

He explained to Pearl that when he, Grian, and Scar were finally old enough to go to university in the big city, his friends were sure they were going to become the best pokémon trainers in the world. Meanwhile he was sure he would become a world renowned pokémon scientist.

"I thought I was going to study in this big lab. Use all this fancy equipment and powerful computers. But turns out to have that, you have to live really far away from the mountains. And you have to care about optimizing pokémon for fighting, which, between you and me, I don’t really think is the most interesting thing about them."

Pearl viscerally understood that sentiment.

She had had been told that she was a talented trainer in the cities and towns she drifted through in her early years. She had won lots of battles and defeated opponents in new and creative ways. There had been whispers gathering around her about the bright future she had, and how she could become one of the greatest trainers of her age given a little more time and practice.

Until she swung at her ally for the way his Alolan Ninetales went after Tilly in the middle of battle. Then it didn't matter how talented she was because giving a trainer a black eye made most people question if she had the mental stability needed to be successful.

The whole thing had just made Pearl question why she was making her pokémon fight battles they didn’t need to in the first place.

So she had apologized to Scott Major for breaking his nose, packed up her things from the MCC gym, and left for the mountains.

That had been nearly 5 years ago and now she had a collection of extremely rare pokémon she caught in the depths of the Boatem forest. But more importantly, her pokémon never fought unless they absolutely had to.

Which they did.

Often as one might expect in the wilderness.

But she would rather them fight a wild pokémon to help her survive than ask them to fight against another trainer just to settle some petty dispute in a big city.

"At least you're good at fighting. I spent all my years as a kid obsessed with pokémon and no way to ever evolve them because I could never win a fight," Mumbo laughed, a self-deprecating tinge settling inside the sound as Pearl explained how she even ended up in the far flung town of Magic Mountain in the first place.

"But I'm glad you're here to treat them," she offered, running her fingers through Tilly's fur. Tilly was finally awake enough to gaze up at Pearl from where her head sat in Pearl's lap, but was still too weak to do much else.

"Learning to take care of all different types of pokémon is an interesting challenge. One I was happy to find once I realized I would have been miserable as a scientist locked away in some pristine lab in a big city. I mean, what do they even study there? There's no pokémon in cities except the ones people bring in. How is that- Sorry. I mean yes. I like being a nurse. I like helping these guys get better. And it's needed. Ever since nurse Tin died a few years ago, I'm the only nurse on the mountain."

"That must be hard," Pearl said, realizing that if Tilly had needed round the clock care since Pearl brought her in last night that meant Mumbo must have never slept.

"Thank you," Pearl added, looking up from where Tilly was drifting back to sleep. "She wouldn’t be here without you, so thank you."

It took Tilly a few more days to recover, which meant more time for Pearl to hang around the clinic chatting with Mumbo. He taught her some quick battlefield healing tricks in case she was farther out the next time her pokémon took this much lethal damage and she wasn't lucky enough to find a pokémon center in time. And once Tilly was strong enough to walk, she introduced him to her vast collection of pokémon during their walks around the small meadow behind the clinic. He had seemingly endless questions about their abilities, behavior, stats, and history, and Pearl felt guilty the more she had to admit she didn't know the answer to most of his questions. She had suspected she had a lot of rare pokémon before, but it was wild to have her suspicions confirmed by the countless blank data fields in even Mumbo's medical grade pokédex.

So when Mumbo refused to take any payment for his work on Tilly, she promised she would come back and repay him with some answers to all his questions. He laughed and told her to not worry about it, but there was an excited flash in his eyes that she couldn't stop thinking about even as she packed up and headed down the mountain with a newly healed Tilly by her side.

That look in his eyes was all she could think about six months later when she watched her Ursaring evolve into a Bloodmoon Ursaluna right before her eyes. She could see that look so clearly as she scribbled down everything she could think of that could possibly be relevant before packing up her camp and starting the trek back to Magic Mountain that very night.

When she walked back through his Pokémon Center doors, she thought he was excited to see her because he remembered her promise to bring him back some of the answers he had been looking for since he was a kid.

Many years, dozens of adventures, countless pokémon, and a first nationally recognized scientific paper later, Mumbo confessed he had forgotten that Pearl even promised to come back when he saw her come through the doors that day. He had just been thrilled to see the pretty, brilliant trainer walk back into his life again.

The fact that she was offering a path to an unimaginably fantastic future of studying pokémon together was just a lovely bonus.

[nekogirltwink]

im gonna go out on a limb and say that drag kings are attempting to mock the patriarchy, not trans women somehow. like everything you said about the transmisogyny inherent in drag queen culture is right, i just dont think people with drawn-on mustaches and pikachu hats calling themselves hulk smogon are an attack against us specifically. that takes several self-deprecating leaps of logic that you should maybe ease off of before you convince yourself literally the whole world hates us during the days where every major american city's streets are flooded with people fighting for our rights

its not about the individual intention of each drag king. its about the sheer ignorance that goes into co-opting a culture that is already a pillar of transmisoginy. you dont excuse the ignorant racist for saying a slur unintentionally, so why should you excuse the ignorant transmisogynist for mocking trans women unintentionally?

[komouri-official]

xmen evolution characters as Pokemon?

I did this cuz I was bored

X-MEN

CYCLOPS: GALLADE

- Kirlia in season 1

-Gallade in seasons 2-4

JEAN: GARDEVOIR

- Kirlia in season 1

- Gardevoir in season 2-4

- has MUCH stronger power than just a normal Gardevoir

ROGUE: VULPIX

- is a Vulpix for the entire series

- one of her tails and hair curls are white

SHADOWCAT: MINCCINO/CINCCINO

- I don't really have an explanation, I just see this fitting her well

-Minccino in seasons 1-2

-Evolves by getting a shiny stone thrown at her in season 3

NIGHTCRAWLER: IMPIDIMP

- shiny

- fuzzy

- has a tail

WOLVERINE: GUMSHOOS

-i know what you're probably thinking, "gumshoos? Why not Zangoose? It has the claws!" AND LEMME TELL YOU WHY

- wolverine's claws were a modification. Zangoose are just born with them. So yeah. Logan is a Gumshoos with adamantium claws. And it's sick.

STORM: ALTARIA

-do I need to say anything?

XAVIER: ALAKAZAM-

still needs a wheelchair 😼

-no mustache 💔💔

BEAST: ORANGURU

- imagine an Oranguru but bigger and bluer. That's him.

THE BROTHERHOOD

QUICKSILVER: PIKACHU

-has blue cheeks instead of red

-has silver and shiny fur

-ears are almost always pinned down

SCARLET WITCH: PIKACHU

-does still have all of her actual abilities just also electric powers as well now

-shiny

-has the black thing at the end of her tail that makes it look like a heart

AVALANCHE: KROKOROK/KROOKODILE

-Krokorok in season 1+2-Evolves in season 3

TOAD: TOTODILE/CROCONAW

-is a Totodile for seasons 1-3

-Is a Feraligatr in the future

-So just imagine a Totodile but with yellow teeth and acts like a frog

BLOB: SNORLAX

-i think this is self explanatory

ACOLYTES

MAGNETO: Shiny Raichu

-i mean I made his kids Pikachus soo..

SABRETOOTH: PYROAR

- long and sharp canines (like a sabertooth obviously)

GAMBIT: LUXUO/LUXRAY

-Luxio in season 2

-Luxray in seasons 3-4

PYRO: EEVEE/VAPOREON-

Eevee in season 2-3

-Vaporeon in season 4

-REALLY wanted to be a Flareon

- Accidentally touched a water stone

-Had blonde fur and his tail was dyed the same as his hair in the show as an Eevee

COLOSSUS: RHYDON

-not much to say, not much changes

[cynical-crypt]

random shit i have from 2012: - roughly 18 plastic mustache necklaces - obnoxious purple fleur-de-lis shirt - lemonsnout plushie (belonged to my older sibling) - green smuppet (also belonged to my older sibling) - probably over 500 lps - 20-ish cheap g3 mlp figurines - uncountable amount of silly bandz (im not gonna count because if i touch them theyll turn to dust) - 3 shitty plastic glitter fedoras with 2012 on them (glitter is everywhere) - mustache shaped chalkboard (presumably used at my moms bakery spot at the farmers market) - blue foil curtains - horrendous looking gir plush (smashed to hell and back) - pikachu jacket that doesnt fit me anymore - a lot of g4 rainbow dash merch - printed horrible quality "20% cooler" poster - small notebook with shitty pokemon ocs - pokemon red cartridge - cyan glow in the dark bear skelanimal - i <3 boobies rubber bracelets (4 i think) - a cat toy (rainbow mouse torn to shreds) - ocarina of time cartridge - 2 DSi-s - nintendogs cartridge - a printed out picture of justin bieber with brown crayon everywhere - gravel - a paper with an apology to my mom for watching "equals 3" on the computer while a friends 3 year old was there - ian and anthony (smosh) as cats - wii controller case - a total of 7 dust bunnies

[silverott-chevalier]

"Hello! Aspiring electric-type trainer from Kanto here: are there any hair-dyes that you use for your hair…moustache? I’ve been trying something lemon-scented and I was wondering if you had any hair-care…mustache-care? Tips."

Oh! Actually, the 'stache is natural, as weird as it is. Sorry, but I can't help you out.

Kindly do not use a Pikachu if you can help it, also. They are Overrated. Please seriously consider Raichu.

-Cooper

[silentchamp]

Halloween idea! You should paint yourself yellow! You know, like a Pikachu. Ah, but it’s probably gonna be cold, so wear a sweater, a green one so you don’t blend in with the autumn leaves. Oh! And it’d be super funny if you had a mustache of some kind. No one would ever expect something so ridiculous!

[ Getting a distinct feeling somebody is going to start preaching to me about Arceus in a moment. ]

[ You're right though. Nobody would expect that. ]

[howlingday]

Pokemon Au: What if Port teaches a special extra class to people who have pokemon they can ride? Like Tauros,Archines, or Steelix for example. I think Port would use a stoutland for this. It be funny if the Stoudland was teaching the pokemon too.

"Do I really have to do this?" Yang groaned, lounging at her desk.

"Ho ho, I'm afraid so." Professor Port chuckled. "Any trainer who wishes to ride their Pokémon must pass a Poké-Ride course that is taught by a certified Pokémon Mounter." Yang gave a snicker, earning a wave of the Professor's hand. "Yes, yes, very hilarious. But what isn't so funny is how you must pass this class to be legally permitted to ride your Cyclizar."

"And what if I choose not to take this class?"

"Then you can't ride, and your Pokémon will be impounded if you are caught riding around without a permit." He wagged his finger. "And yes, you can and will be caught. I certainly was back in my day. Why, they called me the Mustached Mounter, and I would ride any and every Pokémon I could get my hands on!" Yang snickered. "Oh, grow up."

"No, no, I'm just imagining you riding a Pikachu around."

"Now that would be funny." He turned to the board. "Now, first lesson of this course is, as I'm sure you've noticed, safety." B.B. gave a yawn. At this, Professor Port's Stoutland barked, shocking the Cyclizar awake. "And yes, ALL of my students are expected to pass."

[fairymint]

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CHARACTER SHEET ―

FULL NAME: Felix Fae *(subject to change, all shipping verses so far at time of writing are tentatively unmarried.)

NICKNAME: N/A (besides mistaken diminutives for children; "kid", muchacho/muchachito, etc.)

ALIASES: Mr. (birth-22 years old)

PRONOUNS: He/him

HEIGHT: 4'10"

ZODIAC: Aquarius

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Orrean/Unovan (English in a spanish "burqueños" aka new mexican accent), basic child level Kantonian and Paldean.

𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 ―

HAIR: Fallow or Agouti, depiction can vary from cream, to red, to black; not explicitly blonde. length may vary from ear to shoulder length. Always tied up when not short.

FACIAL HAIR: Currently sprouting a mustache and beard.

EYES: Pale Green, with 1/4 amber around the pupils.

SKIN TONE: Midtone, tan. not dark enough to realistically show flush, extremities are pink instead of red.

BODY TYPE: chubby muscle- looks a bit round but muscles can be felt under the fat. Thins out at the extremities.

VOICE: Same as the mun's, mildly deep with vocal fry from development.

DOMINANT HAND: Left, manages ambidexterity.

POSTURE: Fairly straight, extremely balanced.

SCARS: simple scars from childhood, notably no visible pokemon scarring.

BIRTHMARKS: brown spot on the stomach.

MOST NOTABLE FEATURES: facial piercings, (nose and two snakebite rings), triple dragon scale tattoo on left hand, eyes that seem to shine and carry a 'lightness' to them; pupils typically hard to locate when unfocused such as with espeon, sylveon, and pikachu.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 ― 

PLACE OF BIRTH: Agate Village

HOMETOWN: Mintale Town/Agate/Nuvema.

SIBLINGS: @emmetrain (via either Ingo or @gcd-fcrsaken 's Volo), N/A/TBA/none/plot with me

PARENTS: Amadeus Fae (Father), Tulip (possible mother), TBA/plot with me.

𝐀𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 ― 

OCCUPATION: Champion/Pokemon Trainer. considering the options of cook, teacher, or stay-at-home dad. also ship dependent.

CURRENT RESIDENCE: Nomadic. utilizing the dorms at Uva Academy for now.

CLOSE FRIENDS: Rival Characters and other Champions by default.

FINANCIAL STATUS: Varies, could be considered "upper" although spends a lot on pokemon training at times.

DRIVER'S LICENSE: N/A? A ride pokemon user.

CRIMINAL RECORD: none, could be charged with breaking and entering had anyone really cared. vigilante justice by real-world standards.

VICES: Fussy, easy to annoy/anger depending on situation, distance/introverted, lust (of both the horny and real definition)

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄/ Relationships

LOVE LANGUAGE: Physical Touch and Words of Affirmation- typically desperate to accept/understand the other three due to social/romantic anxiety.

RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES:  low maintenance, and yet lights up with love upon seeing partners; Every Time. Touchy-Feely and snuggly. Prone to shower in compliments but yet still as critical as a non-partner. typically slow-mid burn unless touch is taken advantage of. (i.e., selfships typically develop around one year of time.)

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒 ―

CHARACTER'S THEME TUNE: Higher by The Ready Set, or Sugar by Flo Rida

HOBBIES TO PASS THE TIME: Pokemon Training, the occasional video game, food videos.

LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED: right??? likely full, hard to say.

SELF-CONFIDENCE LEVEL: Intentionally moderate. Occasionally overinflates, prickly. null/numb during childhood.

[haydieks]

Mustache Pikachu, guys. The whole new level.

these are the pictures i live for